Cyber criminals have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of cyber criminals, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

Cyber criminals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.